Inauguration Day
Congratulations, America, on the swearing-in of your first African-American president.
For your next trick, how about electing a gay man? Or a woman? I, for one, would love to see a gay man sworn in while his spouse holds the Bible he places his hand upon. But that's something I'm not sure I'll live to see, especially in light of "victories" such as the passing of Prop 8.